Sophie Wilson Richardson
We are pleased to announce the arrival of the newest member of the Guardian team, Sophie Wilson Richardson. There was some resistance at first, but she gave in at 5:58 PM on Monday, December 20th of last year. Born to the company owner, Jack Richardson, and his wife, Emily Wilson-Tobin, we expect she will improve our outfit considerably. She will release a statement to the public regarding her ideas for the company as soon as she learns how to speak. Until then, we will be doing our best to fall in line.